lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

i used to say it as a joke and now im so glad it’s real

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perel:

what a man

perel:

what a man

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pleatedjeans:

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This dog is an American hero

pleatedjeans:

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This dog is an American hero

Anonymous asked: i bought green tea because i drink a lot of fucking tea and the green one is supposingly better for you? anyway, i go make a cup and i found out its actually yellow. wtf is this bullshit, explain this to me.

pizzzawolf:

royalboiler:

That is the madness of reality. Like how grapes are sometimes green? Did no one tell those fuckers that the color grape is purple.

In a related story I recently ate a thing of 711 neon blue candy that made me poop in green once the alien die and unnatural business passed through my earth system. 37 years old and still new colors of poop yet to discover. It was worth staying alive this long. 

Brandon Graham may be one of my favorite current artists out there today.

a god amongst men

scrapes:

More zombies on TV than black people

Real talk

timetrabble:

Time Trabble - St. Patrick Watches Us Celebrate
Happy St. Patrick’s Day everyone! Kiss ANYONE (if they’re into it, that is)!

fuck this holiday. i wish i was drinking ovaltine.

timetrabble:

Time Trabble - St. Patrick Watches Us Celebrate

Happy St. Patrick’s Day everyone! Kiss ANYONE (if they’re into it, that is)!

fuck this holiday. i wish i was drinking ovaltine.

blackboxoffice:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

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