blackfemalepresident:

holywerd:

mauving:

Just so you know…

Police chief prolly passed a kidney stone after she said that. Mother fucker.

"im your state senator"
THEY. GASSED. THE. SENATOR.

(via coffeeandcockatiels)

megaparsecs:

i just wanted to put this out there since im sure it’ll get written about differently tomorrow. 

(via kristengee)

i should probably follow up my last post so people aren’t too worried. I’m physically fine after the incident. While they did take some important documents and electronics from me, it’s nothing that can’t be replaced. The cops were essentially 100% useless in the matter though i did finally file a report about 4 hours later when they finally showed up. Also i started a new job at apple. So there’s that.

I was just robbed at gunpoint at the front door of my apartment.

Anonymous said: There have been many times that I have been referred to as the incorrect pronoun. This usually happens while playing video games online. But, I have also had a waiter call me sir at a restaurant. It has NEVER bothered me. I have NEVER felt the need to correct someone, including the waiter. I don't understand why it's a big deal, unless the person is PURPOSELY using the incorrect pronoun to insult you.

thefrogman:

I’m hoping there will come a time in your life when you will realize that your personal experiences and feelings are not applicable to every other person. 

This.

  • Gryffindor: Do what is right
  • Ravenclaw: Do what is wise
  • Hufflepuff: Do what is kind
  • Slytherin: PUT A FUCKING BASILISK IN THE CASTLE
snakebomb:

PORTLAND! Cartoonist and all-around cool dude Jesse Moynihan is doing a book release/art show/musical presentation for FORMING II at Floating World Comics! See ya there tonight, July 3rd, 6-10pm.

Ohfuckyes

snakebomb:

PORTLAND! Cartoonist and all-around cool dude Jesse Moynihan is doing a book release/art show/musical presentation for FORMING II at Floating World Comics! See ya there tonight, July 3rd, 6-10pm.

Ohfuckyes

romerenightmare:

THIS IS PRETTY MUCH ME RIGHT NOW.

(Source: romerenightmare, via asuka-sorynotsoryu)

fredworldproblems:

I can’t sleep because I keep thinking about Bob Ross and Mister Rogers piloting a Jaeger.

Now you’re thinking about it.

(via cemeterycake)

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