Anonymous asked: i bought green tea because i drink a lot of fucking tea and the green one is supposingly better for you? anyway, i go make a cup and i found out its actually yellow. wtf is this bullshit, explain this to me.
That is the madness of reality. Like how grapes are sometimes green? Did no one tell those fuckers that the color grape is purple.
In a related story I recently ate a thing of 711 neon blue candy that made me poop in green once the alien die and unnatural business passed through my earth system. 37 years old and still new colors of poop yet to discover. It was worth staying alive this long.
Brandon Graham may be one of my favorite current artists out there today.
a god amongst men
More zombies on TV than black people
Time Trabble - St. Patrick Watches Us Celebrate
Happy St. Patrick’s Day everyone! Kiss ANYONE (if they’re into it, that is)!
fuck this holiday. i wish i was drinking ovaltine.
In 1983 a man was tested to see if he could sense god if all his senses were taken away. Every sense nerve in his brain was disconnected. He could not feel, hear, see or smell. He began reporting he could hear the voices of the dead and gave precise details that he could have not known. He then said he could see them and began clawing at his eyes, it turned to screaming and biting chunks of his flesh off. His last words were “I have spoken with God, and he has abandoned us” and died.
this is terrifying
I hope this actually happened